Egg Shells

Waking up angry, sort of drunk
wanting to just keep drinking
but instead try to have some eggs
though get upset the shell must break
because shells have been broken before
and they make a mess
and there is no room for
egg shells
in the universe of trash
a thought occurs
"have a bagel"
with whipped cream cheese
though there are none left
so a shower is the next task
for a certain someone must smell dirty
or at least feels that way
because shame
and regret
then breakfast will be dealt with